I still maintain that there is a think tank for this stuff somewhere in an underground bunker 1,000 miles below Dick Cheney's house. It just HAS to be. Who makes all of this stuff up?
I've been actively using email at various jobs since the mid-90's and have found similar characteristics in email forwards that have remained consistent from about 1997 until present day:
1) almost all of them fail to produce a single element of truth. The sources for verification are readily available on the "internets," yet the sender almost never avails him or herself of these resources. Some of them are even brazen enough to list a source that if you actually take the time to visit it, will show how the claims in the email are wrong. I guess they assume if the link is there it will APPEAR to have been verified by someone along the way, and therefore is true.
2) the sender is always over the age of 50
3) the sender is from the conservative side of the political spectrum. I find this attribute to be the most interesting and revealing.
3) there has been one, repeat ONE email forward that I received with a political angle that was a liberal point of view. Since 1997 I have been receiving email forwards from various elders and ALL BUT ONE has been politically biased against the left. ONE. It was about IQ's of recent US Presidents and it tried to show that George W. Bush was stupid and Bill Clinton and Al Gore were geniuses. It was bogus.
I have tried and tried and tried to educate these people. I have occasionally debunked the claims by showing them from actual sources (not just Snopes.com) how the subject of the email is untrue and I have chastised them for passing along lies and falsehoods without verifying the claims for themselves. They continue to pass them along anyway. I give up.
I will begin occasionally posting them to vent my frustration to my imaginary audience. Here's text from a recent example. Its fucking funny as shit, or scary, depending on what you glean from it:
Fw: Military Pay
CINDY WILLIAMS was appointed by Obama as an Assistant Director for NATIONAL SECURITY in the Congressional Budget Office..... Military Pay
This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America .
Ms. Cindy William wrote a piece for the Washington Times denouncing the pay raise(s) coming service members' way this year citing that she stated a 13% wageincrease was more than they deserve.
A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this.
"Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GI's earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes per month. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an annual salary of $13,413.60 before taxes, and $10,490.40 after.
I work in the Air Force Network Control Center where I am part of the team responsible for a 5,000 host computer network. I am involved with infrastructure segments, specifically with Cisco Systems equipment. A quick check under jobs for "Network Technicians" in the Washington , D.C. area reveals a position in my career field, requiring three years’ experience in my job. Amazingly, this job does NOT pay $13,413.60 a year. No, this job is being offered at $70,000 to $80,000 per annum............ I'm sure you can draw the obvious conclusions.
Given the tenor of your column, I would assume that you NEVER had the pleasure of serving your country in her armed forces.
Before you take it upon yourself to once more castigate congressional and DOD leadership for attempting to get the families in the military's lowest pay brackets off of WIC and food stamps, I suggest that you join a group of deploying soldiers headed for AFGHANISTAN ; I leave the choice of service branch up to you. Whatever choice you make though, opt for the SIX month rotation: it will guarantee you the longest possible time away from your family and friends, thus giving you full "deployment experience."
As your group prepares to board the plane, make sure to note the spouses and children who are saying good-bye to their loved ones. Also take care to note that several families are still unsure of how they'll be able to make ends meet while the primary breadwinner is gone. Obviously they've been squandering the "vast" piles of cash the government has been giving them.
Try to deploy over a major holiday; Christmas and Thanksgiving are perennial favorites. And when you're actually over there, sitting in a foxhole, shivering against the cold desert night, and the flight sergeant tells you that there aren't enough people on shift to relieve you for chow, remember this: trade whatever MRE's (meal-ready-to-eat) you manage to get for the tuna noodle casserole or cheese tortellini, and add Tabasco to everything. This gives some flavor.
Talk to your loved ones as often as you are permitted; it won't be nearly long enough or often enough, but take what you can get and be thankful for it. You may have picked up on the fact that I disagree with most of the points you present in your open piece.
But, tomorrow from KABUL , I will defend to the death your right to say it.
You see, I am an American fighting man, a guarantor of your First Amendment right and every other right you cherish...On a daily basis, my brother and sister soldiers worldwide ensure that you and people like you can thumb your collective noses at us, all on a salary that is nothing short of pitiful and under conditions that would make most people cringe. We hemorrhage our best and brightest into the private sector because we can't offer the stability and pay of civilian companies.
And you, Ms. Williams, have the gall to say that we make more than we deserve?
A1C Michael Bragg, Hill AFB AFNCC
IF YOU AGREE, PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT OF THE AMERICAN FIGHTING MEN AND WOMEN. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT WEEK: an email about how Hillary Clinton likes to rape dogs
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